Poetry for men and women...

A WOMAN’S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,|
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

A MAN’S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnist nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.

-- Mr.X

Funny answers ...

What does Success mean ...

• At the age of 3 it means not shitting in your pants.
• At the age of 12 it means having friends.
• At the age of 18 it means having a drivers license.
• At the age of 20 it means having sex.
• At the age of 35 it means having money.

and…

• At the age of 50 it means having money.
• At the age of 60 it means having sex.
• At the age of 70 it means having a drivers license.
• At the age of 75 it means having friends.
• At the age of 80 it means not shitting in your pants.

AINT IT ???

Boys are always Boys...

I think Lindsay Lohan doesn’t change expressions much , what say ??

The Good Wife's Guide : From the May 1955 Housekeeping Monthly

Too damn good , i dug it from a cave , so you better read it :-)

I am sure all Men would wish their wives to follow this guide... so ladies , do you oblige ? ;-p