and a few more for :-D

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has her.

A man who surrenders when he is WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he is NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders even when he is RIGHT, is a HUSBAND


Fact of life:
One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!


Lady to her maid : Oh Kantabai, I think my husband is having an affair with his secretary.
Kantabai : I don't believe it! You are just saying that to make me jealous!"



WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "what ?"